See the curve of her hip? Perfect to sit an infant child on. See the curve of her belly? Soft and sensual to the touch, providing protection to what’s inside. See the full thighs? Strong to carry her load. Your body is not an accident, it is not a cruel trick of nature. Every curve and every angle has a purpose and you can be proud of it.
BTW … the “freaky” pillars are meant to evoke the posts of a bed. As in the marriage feast of the Lamb in the book of Revelation. We are the Bride of Christ. The Eucharist is the closest Communion we can have with God here on earth, the closest thing we can come to how God is worshiped in heaven! In fact, Catholics view Revelation, in part, as being about the mass, the Lamb’s Supper, & how it’s a participation in the worship of God in heaven right now.